*I do like to be beside the seaside!
I do like to be beside the sea!
Oh I do like to stroll along the Prom, Prom, Prom!
Where the brass bands play, "Tiddely-om-pom-pom!"

So just let me be beside the seaside!
I'll be beside myself with glee
and there's lots of folk beside,
I should like to be beside, beside the sea!🌊

* The above is an old music hall song
taught to young children at junior school!


I Am Writing To You From A Balmy Tropical Hastings Beach (21c)

Whilst Enjoying My Daily Walk Along The Waters Edge, My Friends &
Fellow Writers At Writco Came To Mind.

Using My Creative Imagination, I Have Teleported You All To Join Me
In Exploring The Local Gastronomic Delights Of A Typical British Seaside Resort!

Feeling Hungry After Our Stroll! Can I Tempt You With A Freshly Caught Piece Of Cod, Deep Fried In Crispy Batter, With A Portion Of Double Fried Chips
(They Taste Better Eaten Out Of Paper Whilst Sitting At The Waters Edge.)

Anyone With A Sweet Tooth?
Seaside Locations Always Sell Freshly Cooked Hot Doughnuts Coated In Sugar

Warm Candyfloss (Spun Sugar On A Stick!)

LoadsOf Different Ice Creams Or Sorbets!

Above The Kiosk Selling lce Creams, Nests Two Rather Intelligent Seagulls!
Anyone Queueing & Buying An Ice Cream,
Runs The Risk Of Your Precious Purchase Being Snatched From Your Hand!

In Nature A Seagulls Diet Should Consist Of Fish!
Here In Hastings, It's Ice Cream!

My Favourite Kiosk Allows You To Choose A Piece Of Fresh Fruit,
It Is Prepared & Then Dipped Into A Molton Chocolate Fountain,

You Also Have A Choice Of Shellish As A Snack!
Winkles, Cockles, & Mussels & For The Bravest Jellied Eels. Yuk!

Washed Down With A Slush Puppy! (It's A Drink, By The Way! No Puppies Were Harmed In The Writing Of This Story!!)
A Fresh Fruit Smoothie, or The Universal Can Of Coke!

To Put You Into A Nautical Frame Of Mind,
I Have Composed The Following Ditty!

Seagulls Soaring!🕊️
Children Roaring!🙅
Waves Crashing! 🌊
Fishes Splashing!🐟
Lobsters Prancing!🦞
Crabs All Dancing!🦀

Welcome To My Reality, Once My Fantasy Now My Paradise!

Please Feel Free To Visit Again!









© The Poetic Dinosaur🦖