Went to the doctor the other day and this is what the doctor  say.

Boy you have hepatitis  thyroiditis pancarditis  tonsillitis.
And if you're not careful you'll soon also have dermitis.

Son i have never seen anyone as out of shape as you.
Ff you want to live a  there're are a few things you need to do.

Son do you have some paper and a pen?
You need to write this down so i don't have say it again.

You need to quit smoken if you want to get in shape.
And please don't do it by starein to vape.

Boy right now you are morbidly  obese.
To lose some weight there's some eatin habits that have to cease.

No more frosted flakes or captian crunch. 
And no more eatin junk for lunch.

No more cookies and no more cake.
And eat some veggies for goodness sakes!

No more big macs with a side of  fries.
And don't even think the words "make mine...