He was a bed wetter
His fashion sense? Sweaters and sketchers
Decades later - he’s a celebrity who fans send letters to
A trend setter with a reputation as top head getter too

Ask for his autograph?
Not so fast, back up, got to have lots of cash…
Diamonds, dames, and chains claimed from rhymes for the brainless
His rise to fame wasn’t worth the price it came with
Can’t dine or savor even going potty
Paparazzi’s stalking til they find their way in
His mansion with the...