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Welcome to English
Welcome to the English language
Have a tour with us, dear,
There are every kinds of rules here
Best of luck not getting lost in this maze.

A person who plays a piano is a pianist
But mind you, a person who races isn't a racist,
Yes a person who dances is a dancer
Just like the person who "docs" is a doctor.

"Police police police" yes you heard it right
This sentence is fully alright,
A built building is still a building
A written work can still be called a writting.

Verbs can change tenses
And still have the same readings,
And some can also work as a noun
Like function, auction and question.

Using chemicals to remove (nail) polish
Is totally not foolish,
But using chemicals to remove Polish
Is something only World War can accomplish.

Commas can change everything
"Want to eat, Uncle Karim?",
Is nothing surprising
But "Want to eat Uncle Karim?" is cannibalism.

Words that look like
They sound alike,
Still don't do
Like go, lo and to.

C can act as K
And that's fully okay?
So why write tea or bee
When you can just use T and B?

© @Ice