I once knew a pickle named Rick
Whose ambition was just to be thick
He soaked and he brined
Till he finally shined
Now he's the plumpest pickle, quick!

I met a young noodle named Ned
Who loved to lay down in bed
He'd sleep and he'd snooze
Till he'd turn into gooze
Now he's the softest noodle, instead.

I saw a tomato named Tom
Who was feeling quite glum
He was red, but not ripe
So he took a long hike
Now he's the juiciest tomato, boom!

I knew a French fry named Fran
Who wanted to be a fan of a pan
So she practiced her crisp
Till she was the best chip
Now she's the most wanted fry, man!

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