It's what we know how to do best
Acting all saintly,
But we are all sinners sinning differently
Cleaning off our dust infested bible every Sunday
As we shove it atween our armpits

It's what we know how to do best
Acting up as though with clean closets
So she advises her to ditch her man,
The one who cheats on her with reckless abandon
But the adviser is walking down the aisle next Saturday,
With a man she caught pants down with her best friend weeks ago

It's what we know how to do best
Forming a modest notebook,
When in truth you lot are the devil's next of kin...