"Hit the gym,
Go workout,
Don't be this stout,
If you wanna show your jawline when you pout,
And want to sound like a girl and not a monster when you shout.
You're the reason why you're single,
Cause no one's ready to mingle,
To a person this fat,
So, your person you've still not met.
Your features are hidden behind that chubby face,
You don't even have your lady grace.
Your cellulite is your villain,
Eat less,
If you want to get compliments in...