There was once a brave knight
Who always knew what to do in a fight
He was the most brave man on the land
But no body thought he could be bad


The knight started his life humble
And made sure not to stumble
He fought with all he had
In the end in the he was glad

This knight would be rewarded with hundreds of jewels for his duels
He had no family to spoil so he would buy the most expensive oils
When the time came for him to marry
No maiden seemed happy
Because even though he was strong
He was really ugly


So he searched in the woods for a bribride...