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Gravity is a theory, too
If there is one, all encompassing conspiracy-theory, it is this one: All the theories are true.

This planet, Earth, besides being flat is hollow too and infested with all manner of entity. Evil ones and divine ones; technological ones and primitive, atavistic ones; minute, nearly microscopic ones and gigantic ones. Beings exist in every state imaginable: Invisible, interdimensional, holy and other-worldly, alien. The most ridiculous and purile persons are well represented. There are Fairies, pixies, trolls, golems, witches, banshees and two-headed dwarves, etc., etc.

Dangers abound and confusion is king. Under the joint meddlings of the Illuminati, the Bildebergers, the Rothchilds, the Council of Four, the Trilateral Commission, the Elders Of Zion, the Adherents of the Black Lodge, the Ascended Masters, the Great, White Brotherhood, the Mujahadeen, the Masonic Lodge, the Scotch Rite Lodge, the Deep State, the Rotary Club, the Council of Trent and Walmart the Earth groans and struggles.

The Grays are a primary example of the Extraterrestrial Model of Alien Conspirators. Aliens are either mechanical or biological except when they are transdimensional or spiritual. They come in various shades and colors unless they are invisible or non-corporeal. Generally they are androids or robots or reptilians or insectoids or amoeboids or tentacled or ursine or canine or feline or mineral. Sometimes they are faceted like a diamond or completely human in every way, indistinguishable from you or me.

Existing alongside this menagerie of freaks and devils who are themselves controlled and directed by powerful groups and cabals and brotherhoods of inscrutable, Angelic, corrupt, Satanic and goddam bizaare and
incomprehensibly grotesque individuals intent upon the Worlds domination or destruction or liberation or education or infiltration or salvation or indoctrination or enslavment (depending on the day or who you're talking to) and these individuals, of course, are driven by higher (or lower.) more demonic/angelic forces, or Divine forces or alien forces or time-traveling forces all their own.

It's confusing.

I am greatful to the wise and learned men who went before me for their generosity in passing down their knowledge and their vision to those of us living in these present days to whom the torch has been passed.
(I know somebody is filming me as I type.)
What I have learned from these masters or con-men or Rabbi's or philosophers or seers or crackpot authors is that nothing is ever what it seems even when it doesn't seem that way. I also learned to never light three cigarettes with one match, never kick a three-legged dog or and never let anyone squirt Visine in your beer.

This catalogue of arcane knowledge wouldn't be complete without mentioning Atlantis, Golbeke Tepe, Stonehenge, the Druids, the Sumerians, the Pyramids, the Face On Mars, the city on the Moon (that we never really walked on .) Yeti, Bigfoot, the Skunk Ape, Nessie, Dragons, Unicorns, Noetic Sciences, E.S.P., levitation, Hypnotism, Fortune Telling, Astrology, Feng Shuei, card tricks, limericks and dirty jokes. I think I'm done.
Well, not done, you're never done in this field but certainly...finished. Just remember that just because something sounds stupid and completely untenable doesn't mean somebody won't believe it, I know that's true for me and I'm not even a Democrat.

So, room or lack of it limits my ability to include "everything" at this writing, that is, the full story with all it's varied players and serpentine meanderings. "Everything", meaning the incalculable threads, theories, versions, hoaxes, myths, projections, nuances and drivel that cannot fail to insinuate themselves into our otherwise ordinary lives and puncture the overly objective, virulently skeptical membrane that grows over our eyes and keeps us from the truth, whatever that is.
In closing, finally, I draw your attention to the March 15th edition of the New York Times, page 14B, down at the bottom where this header is found: "Man who lost leg takes trip...". Fascinating but what comes next is astonishing. The correspondent who wrote the article was named: Neil Walker! Kind of makes you go, hmmm, doesn't it? This bit of evidence exposes the Ice-berg of slightly trivial but easily explained Phenomena that lies behind reality.

The ordinary, afterall, is extraordinary, kind of and things are mysterious to those who slept during science class or went to high-school in Bakersfield. But the answers, along with the additional questions that always accompany answers, are out there...yes...out THERE, you know, outside, maybe under your neighbors water-spigot or in the pool or down the street a block...out there. So go, venture forth in search of knowledge and you will find it.







(Jesus, you scared me, I didn't know you were still here.)









© W.G. Myers