Horror and shock
I've lost a sock
Better fit the sock drawer with a shiny new lock
Puppy keeps on nicking them
chewing them to bits
To be quite frankly honest it's getting on my tits
I put them in the washing machine only one comes out
It's a laundering mystery what's that all about
I have to wear odd ones as I no longer have a pair
Stop staring at my feet it's not my fault I swear
It's not even your problem so why should you care
If you were a real friend you'd gallantly share
I'm off to the shops to buy some more there
Oh give me a break I'm having a mare.

# mare is short version of nightmare.
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