She’s a smart cutie
With large boobies who sparks doobies
Plays video games and watches cartoons
Has an interesting taste in art too
She doesn’t give a shit about cash, just competition and laughs
Worth more than her titties and snatch, he should’ve been kissing her ass
To have met her was his pleasure
Should’ve had adventures in their dentures
He should’ve cherished her, instead embarrassed her
Couldn’t bare the pervs who’d stare and flirt whenever she’d wear a skirt
So he disparaged her character and hit her where it hurt
Now he’ll never marry her
The prick wrestles with heartache and shame
Like a power flicker on the final level of an arcade game
© FuzzDButthead