Amusement parks are such a lie,
at least from what I've seen.
I can build a bigger coaster than the ones they've ever dreamed.
I think they should hire me, and become more of a success.
All I need are a few small things, to ensure they'll be the best.
I hand them all my shopping list, but their eyes are wide with fear.
I wonder why they look confused when surely it's all here.
1. I need a big wide bowl but make sure that it's empty. One with limits will possibly do, but I'd prefer it never ending.

2. I need a plastic spoon, big enough to stir the pot. I'm not interested in saving the turtles* when this life is all I've got.

3. I need all the people, and no, not the ones that come here every year....