'Put the money in the bag
And no one gets hurt
You'll leave here alive
And you won't be injured'

'But what about him?'
Said the nervous teller
While pointing at
A suspicious feller

A man with a gun
Stood adjacent to me
Bag in his hand
And full of money

I saw the sweat on his brow
'What an absolute amateur
He thinks he's a robber
But hardly meets the parameters'

And so I gathered my money
Bag full of cash
Walk toward the exit
When he and I clashed

We're scrambling
With our bills on the floor
When I notice
The armed guard by the door

'Look!' I say
To the...