In the world of politics, there's a guy named Joe,
His eyes seem half-asleep, his swagger's quite low.
He talks with a tough guy air, or so he boasts,
But his words just make us ponder, "Did he mean those?

He says the weirdest crap, it's hard to deny
Leaving us wondering, "Did he really just try?"
His speeches are a maze, a never-ending quest
He starts strong, but it always ends in
a mess.

After his words, he's lost in space,
Searching the place,...