I browsed through some Traditional Publishers’ websites,
I often thought to approach ’em, but never really tried.
I read their submission processes to know what they consider,
But, to publish an unsolicited manuscript they may don’t e’en bother.
Also, their sucking response time, fo’ minimum two months ze will keep you in suspense,
Fuck, man, I don’t have this much of patience.
One more thing, you’ll have limited creative control of your book you wrote,
One of the cons of being traditionally published, whether you agree or not.