If I was a dog, I would make you my owner

If I was a fireman, I would save you from yourself

If I was a policeman, I would send in the army for you

If I was a detective, I would be your personal protector

If I was a lawyer, I would put the people who hurt you behind bars

If I was a boxer, I would punch your problems away

If I was a builder, I would build you your dream house

If I was a thief, I would stole your hart

If I was a farmer, I would plant sunflower for you
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