Mom's eyes are bloodshot,
She thinks, she thinks,
She's startled by dad's epitomized door slams!
Panic, panic!

Mom is stranded!
Dad is stranded!
The door is stranded!
Room 129, 5th Floor is stranded!

He warps the snoring pots with a piercing stare,
"What's for dinner?" He snarls!
Echoes burp...