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An Ode To Power Tools
With great power comes great responsibility

That's what the instructions say unto me

And I feel as if I'm full of testosterone

As I plug in all those gadgets I own

Holds on for grim death in case

Full of hope with a stern face

It could go so very wrong

My track record is long

Full of scars and cuts

Eyes open not shut

As I feel a surge

A manly urge

To push it

Pressing hard

A total disregard

For self-preservation

Too much? Thrill sensation

As I ease back, assess the damage

How to disguise it is the next stage

Too much off the length, way too big

It'll look alright if you paint, give it a jig

Visual illusion covers a multitude of sins

High on the buzz here's where it all begins

Cos in the hands of a D.I.Y loser they're killer

Stand well back if you wanna live! Its a Thriller.



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©Garry Saunders