There's this cat I saw
walking comfortably with it's claw
what an adorable paw.
It purrs and sticks
with my oh so raw
reddened bloody jaw.
It meowed and showed it's bum
it's a boy! Cheers ahoy!
Im going to be a toy!
I mean an uncle.. or maybe a father?
Agh this beer's rather soo bitTeR!!

Anyways
what's this blacky doing...