T'was one o'clock in the day
When Mother came into the living room
From her bedroom where she'd been fast asleep,
"Hasn't Daddy come back yet?"
She enquired, with a tickle in her voice,
We just looked,
Just stared,
Glared at her.

She stood at the doorsil
And looked at us,
Sarcastically,
And then,
Scientifically,
As...