You don't need integrity to win.
You don't need policy to win.
You don't need to make good decisions to win.
You don't need to help the people to win.
You don't need to help small business to win.
You don't need to solve the energy problems of your state to Win.
You don't need to solve the issues of the homeless to win.
You don't need to stop the rise in violent crime to win.
You don't even need to be intelligent to win
You can even be a racist and a hypocrite and win.

In fact all you need to do as a Democrat to win is have more Democrats then Republicans.
Because...