You go to the bank and deposit some cash. But the teller just wants to cash out your ass.

So you head on over to the grocery store. You came to buy some onions, but instead bought a whore.

But how is that possible when you have no money? Surely it'll take more than just calling her "Honey."

You then become discouraged, angry, and displeased. For you can't have sex with a whore for free.

But don't be sad, Bob. If that is really your name. 'Cause those who have no money, also lack brains.

So the next time you're out and want to go shopping. Maybe shop for some looks, a pair of socks, and Bosley.

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