I have seen men and women talking about masturbation. and women specifically disgrace it the most

but the truth is they do it the most
hidden but they do
they don't tell no soul
why? because they are a mystery
and their secrets are mysterious

women make it a sin
men make it a circus
well, it's more of a killer octopus

that's not the end my friend...
women keep that as a secret
as they all are saints
and men.... they become an Audi with dents

women never masturbate, they play it
men do it 3 times a day, and embrace it

for them who are with their mighty vagina
they think when men do it. they become a Hyena

men do it and taunt each other
women are so blunt on it

women never share their inner desires
for it's a test for the men to realise
the sky is not big enough for them
women, need more men

a dick a day keeps a woman healthy wealthy and wise

twice masturbating a day, keep a man unhealthy, filthy, and then again omg thrice....

well me ladies
me dear ladies.... no no no way
no offense

me a man, and make no sense

ain't that right.
oh me me, let me once suck that
and let me taste the spice a day

I promise not to fart an advice a day

© M.P