Mr Extra Terrestrial

An extra-terrestrial came round for tea,
He didn’t say what he wanted,
So, I offered him some Dairylea.

I asked, what’s your name, what’s your language,
Do you want that soft cheese in a sandwich?

What’s your address, do you have a country?
Would you feel more at home hanging in my gum-tree?

Are you an only child or sixth of four?
You’ve probably already met my mother-in-law.
But the alien said nothing,
He just sat there and ate the cheese through his knees.

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An extra-terrestrial came round for tea,
He didn’t say what he wanted,
So, I offered him some Dairylea.

I asked, do you have a planet or a space station?
Or were you forced to come here due to inflation?
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