Bright and darkness
I was camping on vacation in the Far East
When I was suddenly attacked by a ferocious beast
It stole my cell phone and laptop
And all things but my watch it dropped
Clearly the next step was to run
Back to civilization for things, which I had none
I was hungry, though, so I stopped for some food
And I said, to redeem myself with the patrons so prude,
“My glorious appearance glows upon thee!
Now strip your clothes too, friends, be free!”
I let the fire of my eyes shine,
And suddenly an owl appeared.
He threw off his glasses and said,
“this is all that I had, my good friend”
I look at him strangely,
he shivers with fear,
his head twists vainly,
and he vomits up beer.
“I’m quite sorry for stripping,” he says
“I’ve a bit of a hangover.” He takes off his fez.
The beer bottles lay on the floor
Empty of false emotion
His fez was askew and nobody knew
Why or when he got it.
His eyes were now dull
And face perplexed
With no clue what to do
He turned to me and said
“I’m sorry for being a little indecent
For I lost my clothes in the pool”
or at least, that’s my excuse
whenever I find myself in an awkward situation.
it’s happened a lot lately with my wife gone.
in fact it’s probably why she left in the first place.
but clothes: what’s the point?
and the pool in my hotel is just so nice and irresistible
sometimes it’s embarrassing: the pool is right below my neighbour’s window.
and she’s starting to think I’m a weirdo.
and sometimes the security guards try to kick me out until they find out I live there.
yup, life sure is embarrassing now that my wife’s gone.
I don’t need a good PR anyway, thanks Sheila
I’ll get my revenge on those guards once I possess the Infinity Gauntlet
If I only hadn’t assassinated the president of Venezuela.
Ever since the regime collapsed, and my fan-girls commandeered my house,
The economists have been unreasonably biased against me
And the subway station isn’t the best spot to catch up on lost sleep
But life goes on, and my artwork is renowned
And I treat the rest of my family like clowns
Ere long, we’ll return to the moon
And by then, all the single ladies will be a boon
But for now, I slumber alone,
My sorrow, long has grown,
I feel the soft grass beneath my feet,
as I return home, every raindrop is a treat.
Had I more time, I’d show more love,
I would bring to you long-lost moonlight,
I would breathe in steps as long as a snake,
I would bring you further than new heights.
And now, were the sun brighter,
I’d be able to travel further on broken feet.
I have lost the light to guide me
A seer that cannot see
And I cannot guide
Yet They wait for us
To regain our breath
And walk these broken lands
Night is approaching
So the sun must be destroyed
And leave a dream to die
Until they rise again
and when they rise, what then?
how shall humanity be judged?
shall it be punishment for our sins?
or reward for our virtues, however few they may be.
as we all know the mole people are unforgiving.
and their power is tremendous.
all earthly science helpless before them.
perhaps if I still had my pants, my courage would return.
but naked as I am, fear wells within me.
for nothing shall be certain when the dream lives once again.
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When I was suddenly attacked by a ferocious beast
It stole my cell phone and laptop
And all things but my watch it dropped
Clearly the next step was to run
Back to civilization for things, which I had none
I was hungry, though, so I stopped for some food
And I said, to redeem myself with the patrons so prude,
“My glorious appearance glows upon thee!
Now strip your clothes too, friends, be free!”
I let the fire of my eyes shine,
And suddenly an owl appeared.
He threw off his glasses and said,
“this is all that I had, my good friend”
I look at him strangely,
he shivers with fear,
his head twists vainly,
and he vomits up beer.
“I’m quite sorry for stripping,” he says
“I’ve a bit of a hangover.” He takes off his fez.
The beer bottles lay on the floor
Empty of false emotion
His fez was askew and nobody knew
Why or when he got it.
His eyes were now dull
And face perplexed
With no clue what to do
He turned to me and said
“I’m sorry for being a little indecent
For I lost my clothes in the pool”
or at least, that’s my excuse
whenever I find myself in an awkward situation.
it’s happened a lot lately with my wife gone.
in fact it’s probably why she left in the first place.
but clothes: what’s the point?
and the pool in my hotel is just so nice and irresistible
sometimes it’s embarrassing: the pool is right below my neighbour’s window.
and she’s starting to think I’m a weirdo.
and sometimes the security guards try to kick me out until they find out I live there.
yup, life sure is embarrassing now that my wife’s gone.
I don’t need a good PR anyway, thanks Sheila
I’ll get my revenge on those guards once I possess the Infinity Gauntlet
If I only hadn’t assassinated the president of Venezuela.
Ever since the regime collapsed, and my fan-girls commandeered my house,
The economists have been unreasonably biased against me
And the subway station isn’t the best spot to catch up on lost sleep
But life goes on, and my artwork is renowned
And I treat the rest of my family like clowns
Ere long, we’ll return to the moon
And by then, all the single ladies will be a boon
But for now, I slumber alone,
My sorrow, long has grown,
I feel the soft grass beneath my feet,
as I return home, every raindrop is a treat.
Had I more time, I’d show more love,
I would bring to you long-lost moonlight,
I would breathe in steps as long as a snake,
I would bring you further than new heights.
And now, were the sun brighter,
I’d be able to travel further on broken feet.
I have lost the light to guide me
A seer that cannot see
And I cannot guide
Yet They wait for us
To regain our breath
And walk these broken lands
Night is approaching
So the sun must be destroyed
And leave a dream to die
Until they rise again
and when they rise, what then?
how shall humanity be judged?
shall it be punishment for our sins?
or reward for our virtues, however few they may be.
as we all know the mole people are unforgiving.
and their power is tremendous.
all earthly science helpless before them.
perhaps if I still had my pants, my courage would return.
but naked as I am, fear wells within me.
for nothing shall be certain when the dream lives once again.
© All Rights Reserved