Why did I say "back to school" shouted me the old fool.

Now we all sitting back in our old benches in weary trenches.

I am looking down me sorrows but old Jimmy on the right keeps smiling hollies.

And them brown brothers at the back whistling there wiggers.

And Polly behind me the gang of nose diggers.

I was the fool they said I forced us oldies back to school.

Now I am going crazy myself Agnes that tea I miss me cake.

I miss mee news paper and my afternoon nap.

Hey could you help and old fellow me the old bog chap.

Berth in purple her arms all folded she looked the type the hot tempered & scolded.

Our minds wondered as we all saw that old teacher Mr Wills.

Then a nurse came in and said class dismissed " ALL OF YOU SKIPPED MEDICATION PILLS"