Toti boli Tota se,
kaash hum Insaan hote,
toh pyaar bhari batein karte,
aapas mein do pal gujaarte,
agar mein sayar Hoti,
toh aap mere kabi hote.......(1)
Tota Bola Toti se,
agar hum Insaan hote,
toh pyaar bhari batein nehi,
office mein hum kaam karte,
agar mein pati hota,
toh aap mere patni hote.......(2)
Toti boli Tota se,
kaash hum Insaan hote,
toh jindegi bhar hum Saath rehte,
hamara Kya warranty hai,
aaj dono Saath mein,
toh kal kiske pinjre mein......(3)
Tota Bola Toti se,
jo bhi aaj Insaan hai,
wo bade paresaan hai,
pyar mein wo hero hai,
toh Shaadi k baad langda hai.....(4)
Hirni boli hiran se,
kaash hum Insaan hote,
toh bade wafadar hote,
agar mein dulhan Hoti,
toh aap mere dulha hote.......(5)
hiran Bola hirni se,
agar hum Insaan hote,
toh bade baimaan hote,
Jo bhi aaj Insaan hai,
wo hi bada swarthi hai.......(6)
hirni boli hiran se,
kaash Tu Insaan hota,
toh tera bhi izzat hota,
Tu bhi achha aadmi hota,
aur tera bhi ek naam hota......(7)
hiran Bola hirni se,
agar mein Insaan hota,
toh Mera apman hota,
mein bahat bura aadmi hota,
aur Mera badnam hota.......(8)
sherni boli Sher se,
kaash hum Insaan hote,
toh hum dono bhi neta hote,
desh k liye kaam karte,
aur hum bhi apna naam kamate.....(9)
Sher Bola sherni se,
agar hum Insaan hote,
toh neta k naam per kalank hote,
desh k liye nehi,
Apne liye hum kaam karte,
aur desh ki janta se,
nafrat k thokre khate........(10)
sherni boli Sher se,
kaash hum Insaan hote,
toh dushro ki hum madat karte,
Dil mein hamari sahanubhuti Hoti,
aur hamare Dil mein insaniyat Hoti......(11)
Sher Bola sherni se,
agar hum Insaan hote,
toh hum dhoke baaz hote,
Dil mein sahanubhuti nehi,
dushro k liye nafrat Hoti,
aur hamare Dil mein
insaniyat ki kami Hoti.....(12)

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