Part One: Questions

1. Which side of the chicken has the most feathers?

2. What did the duck say when she finished shopping?

3. What do frozen cows do?

4. What is a dog's favorite food?

5. What did the hen say when she saw scrambled eggs?

6. What do you get when you cross a rooster with a steer?

7. Why did the cow jump over the moon?

8. Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?

9. Why did the chicken cross the basket ball court?

10. What do you call an elephant in a telephone booth?


Part Two: Answers

1. The outside.

2. Just put it on my bill.

3. They give ice cream.

4. Anything that is on your plate!

5. What a crazy mixed up kid.

6. A cock anda bull story.

7. Because the farmer had cold hands.

8. Because their kids have to play inside.

9. He referee calling fowls.

10. Stuck.