My girlfriends moving in with me
My life is starting to change
She has already banned my PlayStation
And my bedrooms rearranged
There's new cushions and new cabinets
And my dartboards off the wall
She didn't like my posters
And she's fucking binned em all
She's taking me over slowly
And it's been done with such great ease
Everything looks different
And it all stinks of lime fabreez
She's been handed out these orders
She has asked me to stop smoking
She said that we should both wash up
You must be fucking joking.
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