Let me take you for a ride.
if I slip you some cyanide.

Maybe you will get whiplash,
if I make your car crash.

I could run you off the road,
if I can watch your world explode.

With some sneaky talent and skill,
if into your drink, I drop a pill.

Your life is looking bleak and dire,
if you want, I can set you on fire.

You may need a band aid,
if I throw at you, a grenade.

Give you a terrifying fright,
if I blow you up with...