lift your fucking ASSHOLE and get your fucking SHIT done
Shouts the finished dishwasher, calling your name?
Has your washing machine played its cycle game?
Didn't you plan to clean the bathroom, claim?
And once again, the fridge, empty and tame?
Yet here you sit, glued to your device,
Mindlessly scrolling, like a soul in a trice.
Contemplating whether to share your verse thrice,
Oh, just one more Netflix episode, entice.
Oh, after coffee, you'll commence with might,
Oh, once the alarm's off, you'll leap with delight.
Do you know this feeling, this familiar plight?
Yes?
Well, my friend, it's part of life's endless flight.
Procrastination, a habit we know,
But don't let it grow, let it overflow.
Procrastinate wisely, find a balance in tow,
For healthy delay, in moderation, can show.
So here's a proposal, let it be heard,
Rise up, wash your face, don't let doubts be stirred.
Play your favorite music, let inspiration be spurred,
And simply begin, no failures incurred.
What could possibly go astray, my dear?
Just take the leap, banish doubt, have no fear.
Embrace the challenge, let your dreams appear,
Take action now, and success will draw near.
^<><><><><>^
We need great people to improve the world.
But before great people have to get their FUCKING shit done!
So lift your lazy asshole and change the damn World!
© Max von der Heydt. All rights Reserved.
Has your washing machine played its cycle game?
Didn't you plan to clean the bathroom, claim?
And once again, the fridge, empty and tame?
Yet here you sit, glued to your device,
Mindlessly scrolling, like a soul in a trice.
Contemplating whether to share your verse thrice,
Oh, just one more Netflix episode, entice.
Oh, after coffee, you'll commence with might,
Oh, once the alarm's off, you'll leap with delight.
Do you know this feeling, this familiar plight?
Yes?
Well, my friend, it's part of life's endless flight.
Procrastination, a habit we know,
But don't let it grow, let it overflow.
Procrastinate wisely, find a balance in tow,
For healthy delay, in moderation, can show.
So here's a proposal, let it be heard,
Rise up, wash your face, don't let doubts be stirred.
Play your favorite music, let inspiration be spurred,
And simply begin, no failures incurred.
What could possibly go astray, my dear?
Just take the leap, banish doubt, have no fear.
Embrace the challenge, let your dreams appear,
Take action now, and success will draw near.
^<><><><><>^
We need great people to improve the world.
But before great people have to get their FUCKING shit done!
So lift your lazy asshole and change the damn World!
© Max von der Heydt. All rights Reserved.