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Ladies and gentlemen
Skinny and stout
I'll tell you this rhyme
I know nothing about.
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One fine day
In the dead of night
Two young boys
Had a dreadful fight.
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A blind man stopped
To watch fair play
As a mute man shouted
Horray" Horray"
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A deaf policeman
Could hear the noise
Loud and clear
From the two young boys.
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The policeman lived
In a two bedroom house
That was built out of straw
With a little white mouse.
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A man without legs
Happened to walk by
Kicking the policeman
Above his left thigh.
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The one legged man
Crashed through a wall
Without any sound
No sound at all.
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He fell in a lake
That was completely dry
And suddenly drowned
As he sat with a sigh.
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The black hears came
To take him away
But he ran for his life
And again got away.
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If you doubt my Rhythm
That is really quite true
Just ask the blind man
Because, he saw it to.


© Alan Goddard