Once upon a time, there was me and you
This is not a tale of happily-ever-after
This is a tragedy of how you wrote me into your own words
Me into your own calligraphy
"Why don't you try the red lipstick?"
"Your skirt is too plain. Try shorter? You'd look more hotter."
"My friends know I'm a sucker for slim girls
Could you do something about your weight before we meet them?"
"Don't overdo the Jesus thing. Loosen up."
"Must you always be stubborn? You come off as loud and difficult...