Mother, looks at this flower I picked for you
Isn't it so beautiful, Such shades of violet-blue?
THOU SHALT NOT TOUCH THE FLOWER
FOR YOU ARE A MAN.

you were so dour...

Mother, look at this necklace, so shiny
Let me put it on Dad, it will look so tiny!
HERETIC! LEAVE THAT ALONE
FOR YOU ARE MY SON.

words that broke my bones...
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