Diary Entry (Dave's Knee!)

No one reminded me
Silly old fool, you're too old
Attempted athletic club manoeuvre
No, not that! Wishful thinking!
Climbing a ladder
Bang! A car backfires!
No, Dave's knee exploding!
Rushed to hospital
Morphine & crutches dispensed
Need a new knee, but 3 year wait
Don't need a NEW knee
Not many years left!
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