Which side do I go on
The left or right?
Which way is up or down
I can't tell the difference

What do those letters and numbers even mean
Am I heading to Queens or the Ferry?
I don't want to get lost
I'm on a time limit to reach my destination

Folks please move down will ya!
I need space to breathe
There's literally an open spot right in the middle
I can't believe some people are so lazy!

I'm fed up to the point of breaking
Every seat is taken by someone who is on a phone
You're not disabled! you're not old! You're especially not tired!
Give up the seat to someone who is more deserving, Jesus Christ!

The torture doesn't end! I can't reach the door in time and it shuts me in!
I now have to get off on the next station cause someone couldn't be bothered to move over!
PEOPLE THE PHONE ISN'T GOING ANYWHERE! IT'S IN YOUR HAND!
But I digress.

Finally made it to my destination only to realize I'm on the other side of town
Time to take out the GPS for help
Google, Siri, Anyone give me advice!
This blue dot is showing me the wrong sign

"Take a left on XXX avenue and then take a right Your destination should be on your left."
What. The. Heck!
Followed the directions but turns out I put in the wrong address
Back to square one, retracing your steps!

2 hours later I've finally made it
no excuses, just suck at traveling
Told my boss he can fire me and I wouldn't mind
but instead he told me "This is adulthood welcome to the real life."

The day is done! time to head home
my happiness obliterated once I opened the door
Snow. SNOW. SNOW EVERYWHERE!
I DID NOT SIGN UP FOR THIS TERRIBLE YEAR!

BUT HOLD IT! IT GETS WORSE
NOT ONLY DO I HAVE TO TRAVEL IN THE SNOW.
I NOW HAVE TO WAIT AN EXTRA 20 MINUTES FOR ANOTHER TRAIN.
*Deep breath*

I'm fine, everything is all good
nothing is gonna ruin my day
not even this snow storm
school is back in session. I can survive

I am strong and resilient
Nothing can bring me down.
I AM THE BEST AT WHAT I DO
YOU HEAR THAT EVERYONE! MY SPIRIT IS STRONG!

*Three seconds later*

I STEPPED IN DOG POO!
ARE YOU KIDDING ME THE STORE IS CLOSED?
I WANT TO EAT BUT I'M TOO LAZY TO COOK
TO BED I GO, I WANT THIS NIGHTMARE OVER

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