He hates you in that dress,
It’s not one that he’d prefer.
He tells you in so many ways,
You get the point, I’m sure.
He doesn’t like your politics,
Rather tell you your opinion.
He ain’t looking for a partner,
But a meek little kitten.

What’s he thinking?
Because I’m blown away.
Let’s start a life together,
And let’s start today.
Please wear whatever,
Makes you feel pretty.
Share with me your thoughts,
Cuz I think you’re kind of witty.

He hates all your friends,
Calls them “sluts” to their faces.
He thinks your smile is fucked up,
But he won’t pay for braces.
He hates all your playlists,
Thinks the bands are too obscure.
He...