1.I googled outside my window and took a glimpse
I beheld a curious, astounding, svelte damsel
She oozed pure class, beauty so rare like an eclipse
My plans, my dreams, my ambitions needn't I cancel
I owe it to the lady in the mirror
Lame, weak and weary, she offered me some vigour
2.You don't stand a chance!oh, you poor boy
Cried a loud, discordant chord, Which struck me like a deserted piano
Oh my! Oh my!How she reminds me of Helen of troy
If only I could be strong and rigorous like a rhino
I'd owe it to the lady in the mirror
Mighty! hale and...