An Invitation You will never want to decline
Come to the maniac's junction,
Just one time you will never forget;
We've got mystery fun and mayhem,
For some hours that you'll never regret.
Come to the maniac's junction
We have tours and stories to chill;
And we'll just push you down steps to the basement,
And there we'll forcefeed you some swill.
Come to the maniac's junction
Where we have all new torture devices,
And we'll tie you up, and then use them on you;
And won't have to think about it twice.
You'll never be sad after that,
I'll put a beautiful smile on your face,
Putting a pretty veg peeler into your mouth,
So you'll smile everyday with no disgrace!
Come to the maniac's junction
Where we'll do terrible things just to you;
And if you survive and miraculously escape-
You can invite your friends to come too!
Ḑ̸̭̖̤̙̊̓̓̄e̸̡̩̖̦̺̞̭̘̓͘ͅa̸̧̱̙͔͖̞̥͎͇̾̎͂̓̃͐̑͌̓̚d̸̗͊̓P̷̺͆̅̌͐̀̽̚͝ȏ̵̲̼̳̞͇͌̌̓͆̇o̴͙̹̞͆̒l̶̛̯͍̻̬̻͙̓
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Just one time you will never forget;
We've got mystery fun and mayhem,
For some hours that you'll never regret.
Come to the maniac's junction
We have tours and stories to chill;
And we'll just push you down steps to the basement,
And there we'll forcefeed you some swill.
Come to the maniac's junction
Where we have all new torture devices,
And we'll tie you up, and then use them on you;
And won't have to think about it twice.
You'll never be sad after that,
I'll put a beautiful smile on your face,
Putting a pretty veg peeler into your mouth,
So you'll smile everyday with no disgrace!
Come to the maniac's junction
Where we'll do terrible things just to you;
And if you survive and miraculously escape-
You can invite your friends to come too!
Ḑ̸̭̖̤̙̊̓̓̄e̸̡̩̖̦̺̞̭̘̓͘ͅa̸̧̱̙͔͖̞̥͎͇̾̎͂̓̃͐̑͌̓̚d̸̗͊̓P̷̺͆̅̌͐̀̽̚͝ȏ̵̲̼̳̞͇͌̌̓͆̇o̴͙̹̞͆̒l̶̛̯͍̻̬̻͙̓
© Đ PØØŁ