That One Shy Guy

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25 March 2022

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If I were a rich man, I guess I would be a millionaire
If I were a poor man, I guess I would be cold and bare
But no, I'm a different type of guy~!
Locked in my house all day 'cuz I'm so shy

Who are those people and what are they doing?
Hanging around and just socializing
Even my shadow scares me sometimes
So tell me how they laugh and smile

If I were to meet the girl of my dreams~
Would she barge in and grab my sleeves~?
But wait-- How did she get in?!
How did she find the house I live in?!

So scared for no reason at all
Am I anti-social or just a lazy ball?
If I were a cool guy, I'd fit right in
Blend with the others, commit some sin---

OUTRAGEOUS!!!

And then I'd run away, away~
Hide for a day, 'cuz I can't stay. . .
If I'm not acting cool, I wouldn't be a fool
So I decided. . .

If I were an extrovert, I'd be too tired to care for myself
If I stayed just the same, no one will know, so there's no shame!
I'll be happy as me~ even if the others see~
I'll be lonely and free~ stuck in my house, I'll never flee~

😎

© MurderCat

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