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Festive Season
Fuck the New Year with all it's cheer
And the abundance of happy cunts
Out at the local restaurant filled with Christmas decorations, with work parties full of lies and deception
Sex without conception
Finally, the waitress comes to our table
Thank fuck I said, bring a bottle of red and a coopers ale.
The waitress" replied" dont worry sir I will always prevail.
She walked past me and I gave her the death stare.
She looked at me, had a little giggle without care.
10 minutes later she's back with the drinks
A big cheer from our table she looked pleased as punch
Forty minutes to get one beer, let's vote for you waitress of the month.
Waitress tells me I need to cheer up this is a happy time of the year
Maybe I would be happier if it didn't take 40 minutes to get a beer.
Hey and just because I'm not in a Santa Suit, or no reindeer are flying out of my arse.
You presume I'm miserable and don't know how to laugh
So don't judge a book by its cover
Did you see the email, letting the world know I am the greatest lover?
Don't worry, waitress you will never be able to challenge me on this stage.
For I don't fuck anyone whos eye Q is half my daughter's age.
© Poppyroons
And the abundance of happy cunts
Out at the local restaurant filled with Christmas decorations, with work parties full of lies and deception
Sex without conception
Finally, the waitress comes to our table
Thank fuck I said, bring a bottle of red and a coopers ale.
The waitress" replied" dont worry sir I will always prevail.
She walked past me and I gave her the death stare.
She looked at me, had a little giggle without care.
10 minutes later she's back with the drinks
A big cheer from our table she looked pleased as punch
Forty minutes to get one beer, let's vote for you waitress of the month.
Waitress tells me I need to cheer up this is a happy time of the year
Maybe I would be happier if it didn't take 40 minutes to get a beer.
Hey and just because I'm not in a Santa Suit, or no reindeer are flying out of my arse.
You presume I'm miserable and don't know how to laugh
So don't judge a book by its cover
Did you see the email, letting the world know I am the greatest lover?
Don't worry, waitress you will never be able to challenge me on this stage.
For I don't fuck anyone whos eye Q is half my daughter's age.
© Poppyroons
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