A gentle creature she was
In a Silent Valley National Park forest
A harmless creature she was
Just like all of the rest.

 

But there were beasts in the village
Near the forest, whom she did not know about,
Those beasts offered her a pineapple to eat
With the best of intentions, no doubt.

 

She came forward with joy, at the sight of food
And she felt her foetus slowly stir.
She lifted the pineapple with her trunk
And put it inside her mouth.

 
And oh then it happened!
The bomb went off inside her mouth!

 

She...