Once I had a current shock!
My brain rang like an alarm clock.
My eye balls came out for a second.
I was confused because I was seven.

My body went mad.
I shouted "DAD!"
My hair was frozen upstraight.
All I can say it wasn’t accurate.

I smelled like burnt meat.
I couldn’t stand on my feet.
My mother’s jaw dropped.
I flopped.

She cried “What happened to your hair?”
"It isn’t fair and square!"
She took me to the hair stylist.
But what happend there was a crisis.

I bit the stylist's hand.
The whole scene was jammed.
I pulled her hair.
And shouted at her “Don’t you dare!”

She cried “Take him to the doctor first!”
"Get him nursed."
My mom took me to the doctor.
I started beating him like a boxer.

I punched on his right eye.
And kicked right on his thigh.
"He has gone mad!" he cried.
And rode off from the hospital in his bike.

My mother dragged me back to home.
I was expressionless like a stone.
She gave me a hard slap.
For a minute I gasped.

I came back to my senses.
It was a success.
I stared at her.
I asked ''What did she slap for?"

She yelled “You don’t know what happened!"
"Don’t your remember you punched at Dr.Bacon!"
"You pulled the stylist's hair!"
"Poor Miss Claire!"

I said "No"
"I simply don’t know."
"The only thing I remember was: My body frazelled!"
"And my bones rattled!"

"By the way can you fix my hair?"
Mom said “ I wouldn't dare!"
I asked "Why?"
She said "I would die! "

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