Oh Vanity, is there no escaping you?
More and more you are everywhere
You are there when I shave and comb my hair
You are in my catalogues and magazines
You are there in my favorite TV shows and movies
I am tired of you Vanity
I want you out of my life
And the lives of my family and friends
You think it's diffucult to do away with you?
Ah, not so fast.
I'm replacing you with a pedistal sink.

© Mike Gurak