Question: Who is a father?
Answer: The one who is the son of his father

Question: Define air
Answer: All India Radio or Anything In Random

Question: Who is a cashier?
Answer: The one with plenty of cash who cannot spend it for himself

Question: Why do we eat?
Answer: To enable one to cook again

Question: Why do we marry the opposite gender?
Answer: In order to create more and more blunders

Question: Why do we go to school?
Answer: To become a literate fool

Question: What is 0?
Answer: One that is less than one

Question: Why the sun is not seen during the night?
Answer: Because it is afraid of the moon

Question: In that case why the moon is seen only during the night?
Answer: Because it is not afraid of night

Question: What is the difference between Gandhiji and Netaji?
Answer: Gandhiji was a Neta but Netaji was not a Gandhi

Question: Sum up Income tax and GST
Answer: Income tax is good for Central Govt... Everything is goods for GST.

Question: Who is an innocent and who is an Accountant?
Answer: Innocent is open and reveals the truth. The accountant is an open secret who creates a truth.

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