God I'm feeling so tired
I wish I could get some sleep
But everytime I start drifting off
My phone starts to constantly bleep.

There it goes bleeping again.
Another message coming through
I should really just turn my phone off
That would be the sensible thing to do.

But It might be a family emergency
Or a drunken message from a friend
Getting this at two o'clock in the morning
Has really driven me around the bend....